Hackenslash, tooth-skin barely intact, has moved on to the third round of F.A.C.A. We salute our fallen comrades, the brave and honorable Team Awesome-As-Hell. They shall not be forgotten.
But the time for mourning is past. The time for action is now! Behold the terrifying countenances of our new opponents: The Die-ities!
The good money has been on The Die-ities as tournament champs since round one. But it looks like we may just barely have a chance, if we can mobilize our base.
So, let me put my dignity to one side, folded neatly and with a rock on top of it so it won't blow away, and beg you to vote Hackenslash in Round Three! If every single person who visited this blog each day voted, we'd be in good shape. Show your love! Get a blogger account, if necessary!
I've been trying to think of something I could offer as an incentive. Like, say, I'd shave my head if Hackenslash won the tournament. But that's kind of self-serving, 'cuz I need a haircut pretty badly right now, anyway. Or I'd legally change my name to "Buster FamBam" for a year. But a judge just put the ki-bosh on the sports fan who just tried to fulfill a similar promise. Feel free to suggest other dumb-ass things I could do to bring in the dare-votes.