FROM THE TOP SECRET FILES OF THE MYSTERIOUS MISTER SLINGER:
At last! Evidence of the Mysterious Mister Slinger's masked mentor, that brilliant and bombastic brutalizer of bad guys, Boomarangarella! In order to placate my itching curiosity about his missing comrade-in-projectiles, MMS sent me this "tactical file." Tantalizing, no? But it offers as many questions as it does answers: Who is this Throwing-Stick Athena? What is the TIGER FORCE(tm)? Do malfeasants really wear horizontal stripes?