At last! His terrible purpose is revealed!
Savage Sam Hiti has a new blog called Fist-a-cuffs, in which folks pit drawings against each other in single combat. The only rule: two drawings enter, one drawing leaves. Today, a tag team round begins, and each team needs to be drawn by two different cartoonists. I've joined up with Dangerous Dean Trippe, who created Tree-Man (Dean says he has powers like Aquaman, only with trees). Together, The God of Scissors and Tree-Man are HACKENSLASH! So, please, click on over to the Arena, and post a vote for these two gore-gloried gladiators. After all, they fight for your amusement.
The part about the only rule being "two drawings enter...?" Well, actually there are a few more rules, not all of which are written down. For instance, only after I finished Gunther Girlhead and the as-yet-not-quite-named origami warrior and hit up two friends to draw tag-teammates for them was I informed that there could only be one submission per artist. So, I'll save them for future battles. And my abandoned commrades have formed a team together: Chris Haley's ghastly Garrison Ghostsinger and Shane McDermott's terrifying Trampoline Man are TEAM AWESOME-AS-HELL!
And now... TO BATTLE!
erm... Ah, actually, not quite yet. It appears that Sam has pushed the beginning of the new round to April 1st.