Continuing our exclusive coverage of the Mysterious Mister Slinger: I have gained access to a catalogue of Mr. Slinger's specialized ammo. Obviously, this is not an exhaustive list—we wouldn't want the malfeasants out there being able to counter all of Mr. Slinger's tricks.
Sourshot: releases an acrid cloud that causes paralyzing levels of pucker.
Shockshot: involves absolutely no patent infringement on TazerBallz®.
Slickshot: produces a biodegradable oil slick (cold-expeller pressed).
Stormshot: becomes a small nimbo-cumulus cloud, with rain and up to 4 lighting bolts.
Spyshot: contains full spectrum observations package.
Sonicshot: causes disorientation and incapacitation through ultrasonic waves (7 Hz).
Stickshot: transforms into a bundle of sticks, appropriate for use as melee weapons (combat mode) or kindling (survival mode).
Stapleshot: good for pinning malfeasants to walls and leaving them for the police.
Suckshot: creates a powerful vacuum, drawing everything in the vicinity towards it.
Snowshot: Caution: Extreme Cold. Do not lick.
Stingshot: full of nettles.
Spaceshot: capable of attaining a velocity of 11.2 km/s.
Stompshot: becomes a giant foot.
Spoilshot: the exact opposite of refrigeration.
Sureshot: homing shot.
Songshot: based on tried and true psychops techniques. Mp3 compatible. Comes with the complete Randy Newman oeuvre.
Sewshot: stitches malfeasants’ clothes together.
Snapshot: documents crime scene, flickr compatible.
Stringshot: lots and lots of silly-sting.
Sackshot: deploys giant sack for gathering up malfeasants.
Stakeshot: in case of vampires.
Sootheshot: emits calming tones, lavender scent.
Stinkshot: worse than you can possibly imagine. Tomato juice will not help.
Stagshot: grows antlers, charges malfeasants.
Stubshot: targets malfeasants’ toes.
Snobshot: erodes confidence with condescending remarks about your alma mater.
Swingshot: makes suggestive comments about malfeasants’ significant others.
Spinshot: causes extreme vertigo.
Sparshot: deploys comically large boxing gloves.
Sweatshot: slippery. Hard to grapple.
Swipeshot: makes off with malfeasants’ wallets.
Sugarshot: disrupts insulin levels.
Shineshot: produces blinding flash of light.
Sneakshot: really quiet.
Shipshot: inflates into USCG-approved sea craft.
Snipshot: deploys scissors (for cutting).
Slapshot: less risqué version of the now discontinued Spankshot.
Spellshot: interferes with the use of magic.
Steinshot: delivers a refreshing dose of frothy German beer.
Sawshot: goes through wood. Eventually.